red hot silly peppers :)
That’s just the Wiggles.
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When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard
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My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but not to lose ur softness. Like moisturise spiritually
Shopping for a high chair.
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
I’m his crying wife
I’m the sunglasses
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ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas
WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L
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Mattel: Barbie has had numerous careers over the years
Me: but not…. Assassin
barbies definitely been an asassin. she just doesnt tell people so she can keep her friends safe
what kind of profession allows and demand the changing to multiple careers?
barbie have always been an assassin, all other jobs were just cover and disguisesY'all are right. It explains why Jem and Bratz are dead.
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me: thinks about u
my heart: :o 💖✨💫💕💘⭐️💝🌟💚🌟💛✨💫💕💕💫💘⭐️🌟💗💝💓💛💕💖
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first dude to invent drums was just like super pissed one day and fucked up punching something and everyone was just like oh shit this fucking slaps
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Eleanor Shellstrop + girls
+ bonus: not a girl, not a robot
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